Be careful when your kids answer the phone. Simply Funny but tragic!
Thursday, January 31, 2008Hello?"
"Hi Baby. This is Daddy. Is your mom
near the phone?"
"No Daddy.
She’s upstairs in the bedroom with
Uncle Francis."
After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But
baby, you haven’t got an Uncle Francis."
"Oh yes I do, and he’s upstairs in the
room with Mommy, right now."
Brief Pause.
"Uh, okay then, this is what I want
you to do.
Put the phone down on the table, run
upstairs and knock on the
bedroom door and shout to Mommy that
Daddy’s car just pulled into the driveway."
"Okay Daddy, just a minute."
A few minutes later the little girl
comes back to the phone.
"I did it Daddy."
"And what happened Baby?" he asked.
"Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped
out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming. Then she
tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn’t
moving at all!"
"Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle
Francis?"
"He jumped out of the bed with no
clothes on, too. He was all scared and he jumped out of the back
windowand into the swimming pool. But I guess he didn’t know that
you took out the water last week to clean it. He hit the bottom of
the pool and I think he’s dead."
***Long Pause***
***Longer Pause***
***Even Longer Pause***
Then Daddy says, "Swimming pool? …………Is this 486-5731?"
All comments are moderated. Your comments will not appear here unless approved by the blog owner. Thank you.
